Resuscitation Ozzie Style

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  1. Normie

    By:NormieJun 30, 2006
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    Jul 18, 2004
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    Bazza & Davo were in their local when a woman sitting near them began to cough.
    After a few seconds, it became apparent that she was in real distress.

    "Kin ya swaller?" asked Bazza. The woman signalled 'No!' desperately shaking her head.

    "Kin ya breathe?" asked Davo. The woman shook her head 'No!!!'.

    With that, Bazza walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up & down the crack of her bum.

    This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again. Bazza swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his VB.

    Davo said in admiration, "Ya know Bazza, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the 1st time I ever seen somebody do it!". :roll:
  2. Dan

    By:DanJun 30, 2006
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    boom tish
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