Reasons You Shouldn't Forward Me That Email

  • We had an issue with background services between march 10th and 15th or there about. This meant the payment services were not linking to automatic upgrades. If you paid for premium membership and are still seeing ads please let me know and the email you used against PayPal and I cam manually verify and upgrade your account.
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  • Apologies all our server was runing rogue. I managed to get us back to a point from 2:45 today though there is an attachment issue i will fix shortly. Things should be smooth now though

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Reasons You Shouldn't Forward Me That Email

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Reasons You Shouldn't Forward Me That Email
11. I eat puppies, kittens, and other cute animals, and sending me pictures of them only makes me hungry for more.
10. I've been on the Internet forever and have already seen/heard/smelled whatever you're sending before.
9. You'd like me to remain your friend.
8. I don't care if the kid dies from cancer.
7. I have a sense of humor and that joke isn't remotely funny.
6. If you forward that message to ten of your friends then a unicorn dies.
5. You'll prove once and for all that I'm smarter than you.
4. I am actually hoping to get robbed/mugged/carjacked.
3. If I wanted to see pictures of babies, I'd buy an Anne Geddes book.
2. If it doesn't have to do with making my penis bigger then I don't want it in my Inbox.
1. Bill Gates already sent me my free Xbox, $1000, and tickets to Disney. I don't want to be greedy.
 
Reasons You Shouldn't Forward Me That Email

[quote author=Nutzcraw]
???

Is he Nutz or is he Crackers. I cant tell which ! :p

[/quote]Take your pick!!! They are both imbeciles!!!! :dance:
:dance: :dance:
 
Reasons You Shouldn't Forward Me That Email

Well guys, I thought it was funny :(

Maybe I get more ****ty forwards than the rest of you!
 

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