You are a Rorters player and you miss two tackles in 15 seconds while breaking bones in both your left and right hand. You go to hospital and both hands end up in plaster and a splint rendering them basically useless.
The question is how do you go to the loo (ie wipe your arse) when both your hands are in plaster???
The question is how do you go to the loo (ie wipe your arse) when both your hands are in plaster???