Quality Headlines

clontaago

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There have been some absolute rippers down here lately. The first one was about a bloke who had gone fishing and had been missing for a while, it read:

"Search for missing fisherman scaled down"

Then the other day, there was a womens international bike race in Geelong, during the race a couple of the Aussie girls crashed, in a town called Lara, which is just out of Geelong. The headline read:

"Lara Bingle ruins Aussie girls chances"

:blaugh:
 
The fisherman one was in the Hun, the Bingle one I heard on radio, not sure which paper it was from though.
 
Here's another one from the smh:

It is a story about how a Turkish judge is blocking access to you tube because some video makes fun of the creator of Turkey

"Turkey slaps ban on YouTube"

Maybe those people on "Big Bogan" were actually giving the girl a history lesson, rather than just some sweaty testicles in the face!
 

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