prayers for men and women

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    By:FroAug 19, 2005
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    Woman's Prayer

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong.

    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

    I pray he's gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.

    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.
    Amen.


    MAN'S PRAYER

    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat.

    This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s..t.
    Amen
     
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