I apologise in advance for this but as one-eyed Eagles if we don't laugh we'll cry. 1. Despite being fined $1,000 000 and having half the team suspended for life Manly continue their brilliance and beat the storm 41-nil in the GF thanks to a Cherry-Evans field goal. 2. Due to low funds and lack of players the Sea Eagles sign Todd Carney and Joel Monahan in the off season. 3. The Sea Eagles return to Australia victorious as World Club Champions. The 2012 season launch is a water drinking event held at the Royal Children's Hospital. 5. After the event Todd Carney, Joel Monahan, Choc Watmough and Brett Stewart go on a boys night out at a venue chosen by Carney. A stray poodle walks by ..........:s
