Polly wants you to 'f--- off'

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  1. Fluffy

    By:FluffyJul 28, 2005
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    Polly wants you to 'f--- off'

    A foul-mouthed parrot previously owned by a lorry driver has been banished from public areas in a British animal sanctuary after repeatedly embarrassing his keepers.

    Barney, a five-year-old Macaw, is now kept indoors at Warwickshire Animal Sanctuary in Nuneaton, central England, when outsiders visit after abusing dignitaries with swearword-littered insults.

    "He's told a lady mayoress to f--- off and he told a lady vicar: 'And you can f--- off as well'," sanctuary worker Stacey Clark said.

    Clark said sanctuary workers believed Barney either picked up the phrases from television or was taught them by his previous owner, a lorry driver who emigrated to Spain.

    "He does say 'Hello, big boy' and 'Thank you' when you give him a biscuit," she added.

    "But it's mainly naughty words and always to the wrong people. We're trying to teach him not to swear. Macaws are very intelligent birds."
     
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    By:bysoJul 28, 2005
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    Polly wants you to 'f--- off'

    I thought this was a Latham statement :)
     
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    By:FroJul 28, 2005
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    Polly wants you to 'f--- off'

    I thought it was a joke but couldnt find a punchline
     
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