Phone Call

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  1. clontaago

    By:clontaagoSep 29, 2005
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    Think I have posted this before but I still love it.


    I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.

    I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic`.

    Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

    She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!

    "Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!

    She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute!

    "Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled...................









    So I told her to f#ck off.
     
  2. Dan

    By:DanSep 29, 2005
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    By:PJSep 29, 2005
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    Gold (especially with an all female cast of co-workers- they just love those gags)
     
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    By:bysoSep 29, 2005
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    By:HopiumSep 29, 2005
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    All good!lmao
     
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    By:DuffSep 29, 2005
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    Same here. Happens all the time.
     
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