They play at a fantastic new stadium; They are unbeaten; they have three perceived demi-Gods in their side; they are playing on a fine Friday evening against good quality opposition . . . and yet only 11,369 people turn up to the match. They are The Storm. No other club with such good facilities sitting atop the premiership table would draw such a lowly crowd. If this doesn't show that Melbournians are ambivalent about rugby league then the NRL isn't looking. Relocate this mob who, let's face it, are all Queenslanders anyway, to Brisbane or Ipswich where the locals love rugby league and give those Boncos some long overdue competition.