Parents shocked to find porno on Disney

[Normie]

A cable television company is investigating just how children in some New Jersey homes ended up watching hardcore pornography when they tuned into a popular cartoon program on the Disney Channel.

Paul Dunleavy, a Middletown, New Jersey, subscriber to cable giant Comcast, was stunned on Tuesday morning to find his five-year-old son watching something other than Handy Manny, a cartoon show about a bilingual Latino handyman, Manny Garcia, and his talking tools.

That title sounds pornographic - especially with a Latino & his talking tool!

"It was two people doing their thing, it was full-on and it was disgusting," the Middletown father of three told The New York Daily News newspaper for its Wednesday editions.

 

[clontaago]

Was Handy manny cleaning pools by any chance?

When I was younger and a bit of a juvenile, we used to take porn from the video store shelves and mix them in with kids DVD's. I know, a bit wrong.

 

[Canteen Worker]

a bit? Doug!!!!!

 

[Narcissus]

Reminds me of the time Mickey Mouse got a phone call from his lawyer.

"Look Mickey," he says, "I've looked at it every which way... I just don't think I'm going to be able to get you a divorce from Minnie, just because she's clumsy."

Mickey says, "Mate, for the last time: I never said she was clumsy, I said she was fcuking Goofy!"