Chasing a white ball around the grounds really stuffs up a nice walk! Don't play golf, so don't care!
I was playing golf one day and my friends noticed my 'different' looking golf ball. What's the deal with that ball? they asked. It's un-loseable! I replied. Explain! They all demanded. Well, if I hit it in the water, little floats are deployed and the ball travels back to land. If it's foggy, little lights are emitted and I can just walk to it. If I hit it into long grass a beeping noise goes off and again I can just walk to it. That's amazing!!!! They all cried. Where do you buy such an amazing ball? They all asked. Dunno, I said. I found it.
