one for the ladies.............NOT

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  1. Fro

    By:FroMay 30, 2006
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    A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and
    says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly - pay me
    a compliment".

    The husband replies, "your eyesight's f*ckin' perfect".
     
  2. Canteen Worker

    By:Canteen WorkerMay 30, 2006
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    Where did they bury him?
     
  3. Fro

    By:FroMay 31, 2006
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    They havent found the body yet
     
  4. earl

    By:earlMay 31, 2006
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    My wife kept telling me how she was going to go in the army but they told her she had to put on weight. I asked her if she was still interested in joining the army. She said no and ask why.
    I replied with , Well , i suppose you can stop putting on weight now.
    I thought this was a quick and witty remark. the whole week in the spare room soon fixed that idea.
     
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