one for the ladies.............NOT

Fro

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A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and
says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly - pay me
a compliment".

The husband replies, "your eyesight's f*ckin' perfect".
 
My wife kept telling me how she was going to go in the army but they told her she had to put on weight. I asked her if she was still interested in joining the army. She said no and ask why.
I replied with , Well , i suppose you can stop putting on weight now.
I thought this was a quick and witty remark. the whole week in the spare room soon fixed that idea.
 

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