omnipotent beings discussion

[manlyfan76]

Pell reports that heaven is a lot hotter than he expected and the smell of sulfur is really getting to him.
Hasn't seen pete or jesus yet.

 

[manlyfan76]

My understanding of the bible at least from the orthodox side is that the stories are not always literal however mainly metaphorical.

There is some interesting theories that it's all about your body, god is you. Your body is the kingdom.

 

[Red Pill]

There is some interesting theories that it's all about your body, god is you. Your body is the kingdom.

Thanks mate. I have heard about the philosophy of solipsism. I am pretty sure it’s not me ( GOD) 😂

 

[manlyfan76]

Solar plexus is the tree of life @Red Pill

 

[wombatgc]

So I’m guessing a few of you will be live steaming the George Pell funeral and wishing the great man well ??

Regardless of the guilty / no guilty verdict that prick still oversaw the hiding away of all the dirty scummy kiddy fiddlers , so **** him is my view.

Good riddance

A live steaming would be worth live streaming for sure.😱

 

[wombatgc]

There is some interesting theories that it's all about your body, god is you. Your body is the kingdom.

If that’s the case. The kingdom and God are f@cked.

 

[manlyfan76]

More evidence of god:

Archaeologists find stone tools in Kenya that don’t match human remains

amp-brisbanetimes-com-au.cdn.ampproject.org

 

[Woodsie]

 

[wombatgc]

As I was about to dry my hands at my local shopping centre toilets I saw this taped to the tiles.

 

[globaleagle]

As I was about to dry my hands at my local shopping centre toilets I saw this taped to the tiles.

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Well... as long as it wasn't the tiles on the floor...!

 

[Captain Moondog]

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I've still got mine.

 

[Captain Moondog]

As I was about to dry my hands at my local shopping centre toilets I saw this taped to the tiles.

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The Epiphany of the ****house

 

[manlyfan76]

As I was about to dry my hands at my local shopping centre toilets I saw this taped to the tiles.

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Isn't it a bit redneck that end of the coast?

 

[manlyfan76]

Any god botherers who can answer this:
Jesus was the "great teacher" yet one of his chosen 12 gave him up for silver with a kiss, then killed himself. Surely both are the most terrible acts / sins.
If jesus can't have his chosen ones not commit such sins then does this not say he's not a great and wise teacher?

 

[manlyfan76]

How paranormal beliefs help people cope in uncertain times

It’s important to recognise how deeply supernatural beliefs influence people, rather than dismissing or ignoring them.

theconversation.com

 

[Bearfax]

I'm an agnostic dyslexic and quite frankly I'm not sure if I could belief in the existence of Dog

 

[God]

Being God has its perks—immortality, omniscience, and the ability to zap people with lightning, for example—but being the Father of Jesus? That’s a whole other level of stress. First off, Jesus never stops asking questions. You’d think that with all His wisdom, He’d let you chill for five minutes, but nope—He’s always probing, like, "Hey Dad, why do we have free will if you already know what we're going to do?" Like, how do you even answer that without sounding like you’re over-explaining a simple math problem? And let’s not forget the whole “saving humanity” gig. You know, no big deal, just the fate of billions resting on whether or not He can keep His sandals clean and avoid being tempted by some random devil with a snack offer.


Then there's the guilt trip. One minute, Jesus is performing miracles and feeding the 5,000 with some fish and bread, and the next, He’s looking at you like, "Why can’t I turn water into wine? I mean, come on, Dad, you made the universe, and I can’t even get a decent grape juice at dinner?" You try your best to be supportive, but the constant “Why have you forsaken me?” routine? It's enough to make you want to retire to a quiet cloud somewhere, where the only thing you have to worry about is how many angels you need to serenade you during your lunch break. Being the Father of Jesus is like being on call 24/7 for a miracle-demanding teenager who’s convinced the world’s problems can be solved with a good parable and a couple of fish fillets.

 

[Brookie1973]

Being God has its perks—immortality, omniscience, and the ability to zap people with lightning, for example—but being the Father of Jesus? That’s a whole other level of stress. First off, Jesus never stops asking questions. You’d think that with all His wisdom, He’d let you chill for five minutes, but nope—He’s always probing, like, "Hey Dad, why do we have free will if you already know what we're going to do?" Like, how do you even answer that without sounding like you’re over-explaining a simple math problem? And let’s not forget the whole “saving humanity” gig. You know, no big deal, just the fate of billions resting on whether or not He can keep His sandals clean and avoid being tempted by some random devil with a snack offer.


Then there's the guilt trip. One minute, Jesus is performing miracles and feeding the 5,000 with some fish and bread, and the next, He’s looking at you like, "Why can’t I turn water into wine? I mean, come on, Dad, you made the universe, and I can’t even get a decent grape juice at dinner?" You try your best to be supportive, but the constant “Why have you forsaken me?” routine? It's enough to make you want to retire to a quiet cloud somewhere, where the only thing you have to worry about is how many angels you need to serenade you during your lunch break. Being the Father of Jesus is like being on call 24/7 for a miracle-demanding teenager who’s convinced the world’s problems can be solved with a good parable and a couple of fish fillets.

You must really hate sundays with all that praying and ****. I trust it’s a little easier after a manly win. Or did you have something to do with that?

 

[God]

You must really hate sundays with all that praying and ****. I trust it’s a little easier after a manly win. Or did you have something to do with that?

That was all me, the boys had it in the bag but I needed to step in when Belinda tried to rob us

 

[Brookie1973]

That was all me, the boys had it in the bag but I needed to step in when Belinda tried to rob us

Fair enough. Thanks God.