oh the hilarity

[Dan]

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22280905-23109,00.html

 

[Fro]

who said size doesnt matter

 

[Dan]

Not my Mrs....she says it does matter, and she is well happy

 

[fLIP]

In a weird kind of way, it seems more acceptable for a dwarf to have done it than a full size human.

Strange I know but a dwarf's gotta make a living.

You should see Ryan's vacuum bag.

 

[Canteen Worker]

That is a sensational story though I can't understand how it calls for Dan to be skiting about his doodle!!! :blaugh:

(Does anybody else need to know? Why do you have a need to tell us?) :lie:

 

[Fro]

Of course she does Dan, of course she does.

Those that talk about it most, generally have the least to talk about..