Ryan
Journey Man
Melbourne Storm - Delta Goodrem. Tidy, attractive, professional and
uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you
want to yawn.
St George -Illawarra Dragons - Elle MacPherson. Past her best but
still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.
Souths Rabbitohs - Whitney Houston. Has not looked after herself in
recent years and has gone completely off the rails.
Sydney Roosters - Amelie Mauresmo. Last woman on Earth scenario :
you still wouldn't.
Parramatta Eels - Jenna Jameison. Cops a pounding but are always
around in the final scenes, even if they are choking..
Wests Tigers - Britney Spears. At times can look stunning, at others
it can get ugly.
Canterbury Bulldogs - Christina Aguilera. Looks like she enjoys it
rough and dirty.
NZ Warriors - Paris Hilton. Lays down way too easily.
Canberra Raiders - Princess Diana. May be a blue blood, but hasn't
done anything for a while.
Brisbane Broncos - Jessica Simpson. Got some great moves & had the
same father in charge for entire existance.
Cronulla Sharks - Anna Kournikova. Look great but have never won
anything.
Penrith Panthers - Krystal from Big Brother. Has the biggest and best
assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
North Queensland Cowboys - Beyonce. Quality all over, but especially
good at the back.
Newcastle - Kylie Minogue. Very decent despite not having much up
front.
Gold Coast Titans - The Olsen Twins. Not ready to go yet but shaping
quite well.
Manly Sea Eagles - Julia Gillard. Still cant produce any juniors.
uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you
want to yawn.
St George -Illawarra Dragons - Elle MacPherson. Past her best but
still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.
Souths Rabbitohs - Whitney Houston. Has not looked after herself in
recent years and has gone completely off the rails.
Sydney Roosters - Amelie Mauresmo. Last woman on Earth scenario :
you still wouldn't.
Parramatta Eels - Jenna Jameison. Cops a pounding but are always
around in the final scenes, even if they are choking..
Wests Tigers - Britney Spears. At times can look stunning, at others
it can get ugly.
Canterbury Bulldogs - Christina Aguilera. Looks like she enjoys it
rough and dirty.
NZ Warriors - Paris Hilton. Lays down way too easily.
Canberra Raiders - Princess Diana. May be a blue blood, but hasn't
done anything for a while.
Brisbane Broncos - Jessica Simpson. Got some great moves & had the
same father in charge for entire existance.
Cronulla Sharks - Anna Kournikova. Look great but have never won
anything.
Penrith Panthers - Krystal from Big Brother. Has the biggest and best
assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
North Queensland Cowboys - Beyonce. Quality all over, but especially
good at the back.
Newcastle - Kylie Minogue. Very decent despite not having much up
front.
Gold Coast Titans - The Olsen Twins. Not ready to go yet but shaping
quite well.
Manly Sea Eagles - Julia Gillard. Still cant produce any juniors.
Stupid Julia Gillard - can't stand her looks, and her voice is even worse.
