NRL Teams Female Equivalent

Ryan

Journey Man
Melbourne Storm - Delta Goodrem. Tidy, attractive, professional and
uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you
want to yawn.

St George -Illawarra Dragons - Elle MacPherson. Past her best but
still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.

Souths Rabbitohs - Whitney Houston. Has not looked after herself in
recent years and has gone completely off the rails.

Sydney Roosters - Amelie Mauresmo. Last woman on Earth scenario :
you still wouldn't.

Parramatta Eels - Jenna Jameison. Cops a pounding but are always
around in the final scenes, even if they are choking..

Wests Tigers - Britney Spears. At times can look stunning, at others
it can get ugly.

Canterbury Bulldogs - Christina Aguilera. Looks like she enjoys it
rough and dirty.

NZ Warriors - Paris Hilton. Lays down way too easily.

Canberra Raiders - Princess Diana. May be a blue blood, but hasn't
done anything for a while.

Brisbane Broncos - Jessica Simpson. Got some great moves & had the
same father in charge for entire existance.

Cronulla Sharks - Anna Kournikova. Look great but have never won
anything.

Penrith Panthers - Krystal from Big Brother. Has the biggest and best
assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.

North Queensland Cowboys - Beyonce. Quality all over, but especially
good at the back.

Newcastle - Kylie Minogue. Very decent despite not having much up
front.

Gold Coast Titans - The Olsen Twins. Not ready to go yet but shaping
quite well.

Manly Sea Eagles - Julia Gillard. Still cant produce any juniors.
 
Haha I like the Parra and Nth Qld one. The Manly one is not too far wrong either! 🙁 Stupid Julia Gillard - can't stand her looks, and her voice is even worse.
 

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