Melbourne Storm - Delta Goodrem. Tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn. St George -Illawarra Dragons - Elle MacPherson. Past her best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most. Souths Rabbitohs - Whitney Houston. Has not looked after herself in recent years and has gone completely off the rails. Sydney Roosters - Amelie Mauresmo. Last woman on Earth scenario : you still wouldn't. Parramatta Eels - Jenna Jameison. Cops a pounding but are always around in the final scenes, even if they are choking.. Wests Tigers - Britney Spears. At times can look stunning, at others it can get ugly. Canterbury Bulldogs - Christina Aguilera. Looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty. NZ Warriors - Paris Hilton. Lays down way too easily. Canberra Raiders - Princess Diana. May be a blue blood, but hasn't done anything for a while. Brisbane Broncos - Jessica Simpson. Got some great moves & had the same father in charge for entire existance. Cronulla Sharks - Anna Kournikova. Look great but have never won anything. Penrith Panthers - Krystal from Big Brother. Has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal. North Queensland Cowboys - Beyonce. Quality all over, but especially good at the back. Newcastle - Kylie Minogue. Very decent despite not having much up front. Gold Coast Titans - The Olsen Twins. Not ready to go yet but shaping quite well. Manly Sea Eagles - Julia Gillard. Still cant produce any juniors.
Haha I like the Parra and Nth Qld one. The Manly one is not too far wrong either! Stupid Julia Gillard - can't stand her looks, and her voice is even worse.
