NRL Teams Female Equivalent

Journey Man
Melbourne Storm - Delta Goodrem. Tidy, attractive, professional and
uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you
want to yawn.

St George -Illawarra Dragons - Elle MacPherson. Past her best but
still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.

Souths Rabbitohs - Whitney Houston. Has not looked after herself in
recent years and has gone completely off the rails.

Sydney Roosters - Amelie Mauresmo. Last woman on Earth scenario :
you still wouldn't.

Parramatta Eels - Jenna Jameison. Cops a pounding but are always
around in the final scenes, even if they are choking..

Wests Tigers - Britney Spears. At times can look stunning, at others
it can get ugly.

Canterbury Bulldogs - Christina Aguilera. Looks like she enjoys it
rough and dirty.

NZ Warriors - Paris Hilton. Lays down way too easily.

Canberra Raiders - Princess Diana. May be a blue blood, but hasn't
done anything for a while.

Brisbane Broncos - Jessica Simpson. Got some great moves & had the
same father in charge for entire existance.

Cronulla Sharks - Anna Kournikova. Look great but have never won
anything.

Penrith Panthers - Krystal from Big Brother. Has the biggest and best
assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.

North Queensland Cowboys - Beyonce. Quality all over, but especially
good at the back.

Newcastle - Kylie Minogue. Very decent despite not having much up
front.

Gold Coast Titans - The Olsen Twins. Not ready to go yet but shaping
quite well.

Manly Sea Eagles - Julia Gillard. Still cant produce any juniors.
 
Haha I like the Parra and Nth Qld one. The Manly one is not too far wrong either! :( Stupid Julia Gillard - can't stand her looks, and her voice is even worse.
 
Reserve Grader
bulldogs - paris hilton - adhd, drugs, cheating, gangbangs, drink driving, jailbird
 
Team P W L PD Pts
4 4 0 41 8
3 2 1 28 6
4 3 1 26 6
4 3 1 16 6
3 2 1 0 6
4 2 2 23 4
3 1 2 4 4
4 2 2 2 4
4 2 2 -2 4
4 2 2 -9 4
4 2 2 -10 4
4 2 2 -12 4
4 2 2 -13 4
3 1 2 -40 4
4 1 3 -11 2
4 1 3 -13 2
4 0 4 -30 0
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