News: Rooster Hooker caught drink driving

[Jethro]

B.Eagle, you didn't mention anything about weeing. Some players like to wee in adventurous places after a drop or two, therefore that should be on the list.

You mean ManlyBacker don't you niccipops?

 

[niccipops]

[quote author=niccipops link=topic=179689.msg213429#msg213429 date=1237274457]

B.Eagle, you didn't mention anything about weeing. Some players like to wee in adventurous places after a drop or two, therefore that should be on the list.

You mean ManlyBacker don't you niccipops?
[/quote]I have no concrete evidence relating to this particular alleged offender( Manlybacker).

 

[swoop]

Looks like Brett Seymour has also been caught on a bender.

 

[Berkeley_Eagle]

how did you know i was weeing

Its only a drunk hooker. What could be wrong with that.

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[Rex]

It was reported he broke the Rooster code of conduct as well, even though he wasnt at an official function

The code of conduct Stewie was suspended under is not limited to official functions.  It equally applies to not being sober in public as it does to not being sober at an official function. There is no discount under the code of conduct for being drunk on your own time. 

 

[nita]

Gallop is going to have to completely re-invent a judicial style charge sheet for off-field incidents. Figures are week penalties on the sidelines

Status in the game
Junior player +1
Senior player +2
Face of the game +4 (with option to extend)

Type of offence:
Drinking at NRL function +1
Drink Driving range: low +2; med +3; high +5
Sh*tfaced and crapping in shoe +8
Verbal disagreement against the NRL +2
Violence against a male member of the public +8
Violence against women +1
Nudie run during season +4
Nudie run end of season -2 (but coach will make you pay for not scoring)
Mad Monday and in newspapers +1
Mad Monday and arrested +3

News Ltd Team rebates
Brisbane -12
Melbourne -10
Others -6
Non-News 0
Manly +6 and $100,000 (just 'cos)

We will be watching for your consistency and the delivery of your new made-up rules to all the club CEOs.

my favourite post ever! so funny, yet it is so true!

 

[DailyTerrorgraphHater]

LOL at Manly Backer. applause applause!

maybe if we kept track of each "offender" for the 09 season, we could get a true "snapshot" of the total level of hypocrisy from the NRL.

 

[Utility Player]

B.Eagle, you didn't mention anything about weeing. Some players like to wee in adventurous places after a drop or two, therefore that should be on the list.

If you posted this prior to news of the Brett Seymour incident you will have to change your name to Claire Voiant 🙂

Also the Tele quotes that Friend was at a Rooster organised drinking session (read compulsory) so they should get the same 100K fine as us.