New Self Improvement Courses for Men!!!

Canteen Worker

First Grader
W.I.C.O.E.
(Women In Charge Of Everything)


is proud to announce the opening of its EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!

OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course is in sessions lasting two days, and topics covered in this course
include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO WATER THE PLANTS
Step by step guide with slide presentation


TOILET ROLLS -- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & CUTLERY; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY
THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum


DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE RUBBISH BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR SPOUSE
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available

WHEN SHE IS HAVING A BAD DAY: THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SYMPATHETIC
LISTENING AND
ASININE ADVICE
Practical tips on body language and phrasing responses
 

PJ

Bencher
I here u too- two sisters are bad enough- they seemed normal till mid teens and then whamo stay outta their way! I only need to look at my 17 yr sis now and she looses it...
Most parents with boys and girls would agree we are the easiest to deal with!
 

Dan

Kim Jong Dan
Staff member
Administrator
Tipping Member
YeahI hear ya... I lived with my ex!!!!!!

THough now I live alone, and Linda hasn't started trying to leave her mark on my place yet. I hope she realises I am not a fixer upper, I just am the way I am!
 

Narcissus

Reserve Grader
@PJ: funny thing... everytime *I* look at your 17 year old sister, she's quite welcoming of the idea.

Must be the different looks we give her :)

@Daniel: you need to find someone like Amy. She told me early, early on that she was a neat freak but wanted me to know that:
a) she doesn't expect me to be; and
b) she finds cleaning therapeutic and so there are times when she'll actually make me stop cleaning and tidying so that she can do it.

Oh well, life sucks :)
 

Dan

Kim Jong Dan
Staff member
Administrator
Tipping Member
damn dude. As long as she doesnt yell at you because you ddnt put something away. I am a big fan of...I will do it later, since I know I will need it anyway.

I will have to ave a chat with Linda and find out where she stands with all the cleaning etc
 

Narcissus

Reserve Grader
Nope... in fact, the opposite. Just this morning I couldn't find my jumper and she openly and honestly (as in, not sarcastically) apologised for putting it away.

Eh. You win some, you lose some, I guess, but I'm not looking forward to when I start to lose them I tell you what!
 

PJ

Bencher
@PJ: funny thing... everytime *I* look at your 17 year old sister, she's quite welcoming of the idea.

Must be the different looks we give her :)

@Daniel: you need to find someone like Amy. She told me early, early on that she was a neat freak but wanted me to know that:
a) she doesn't expect me to be; and
b) she finds cleaning therapeutic and so there are times when she'll actually make me stop cleaning and tidying so that she can do it.

Oh well, life sucks :)

:doh: yeah I asked for that...
 

Narcissus

Reserve Grader
You asked your own own sister for 'that'?

You're one sick puppy, and I'm adding you to my 'friends' list as we speak :)
 

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