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Pepi

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Stewart. 6.5 - Took some awesome bombs, but made some poor attacking options (pass to Robbo.)

Robbo. 7 - Safe as a bank, scored an awesome try and backed up well.

Bell. 6 - Quite, but made some good tackles on Cooper apart from the miss.

Matai. 9 - As a Matai doubter i was wiping a thousand eggs off my face, the guy must have made 3 line breaks and 200 metres, if he plays like this all the time we have a keeper.

Hicks. 7 - Good positional play.

Burns. 6 - Went missing in attack but held his ground in defence.

Orford. 6 - Worst game so far, definetly not worth the money he is being paid.
When Storm fans insisted that he goes MIA in tight games i should have listened. We wont win a title with him as our halfback IMO.

Kite. 6 - Did some awesome things, and some dreadful things, the guy has floppy penis fingers.

Monas. 6 - Good in attack, but was surprisingly poor in defence.

King. 6.5 - Saw him do some good hit ups, still needs to do more.

Beaver. 6 - Did ok. made some stupid errors.

Choco. 7 - Ran hard, didnt see any brain explosions.

BK. 8 - Dont have to say anything.


Dunners. 6.5 - Better then last week.

Williamson. 5 - I saw him hit the ball up twice. Bring on Cuthbo who made a million tackle busts and as many offloads in PL.

Bryant. 5 - Didnt see too much of him

Lulu. 2 - Did he play?
 
If only Kite could STIFFEN his resolve

We need to get Kite more EXCITED during a game

If we built an ERECTION in his honour do you think he would PERFORM better

I would like to see him go in HARD ON the opposition more often

plenty more for you guys to come up with.........over to you>>>>>>>>>
 

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