[moved] Where are they now??

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Ciao Fluffy - never thought I'd say this but I've missed you in recent weeks and pretty much expect to join you for a lengthy sabbatical from this site - aka Schoolies Week.

im worried now

wtf happened in this days of our lives thing?
 
Slipknot got the idea from TISM, though TISM do it with intelligence, satire, Wit and talent

Slipknot is really nothing like TISM.

I was more emphasising on the fact they wear masks to make my point to mata. TISM crap on with everyday sort of ****, the "i'll do what i want and no one can stop me type of thing" ... slipknot don't sing about drugs and all that sort of stuff. Slipknot don't try and be witty.

It's not hard to be more talented than slipknot they have 9 guys in the band... if someone makes a mistake someone else will pick up the slack. I will admit to being on the slipknot fad when they first came out but nothing more... i don't think they are that great.

Would TISM even be classed as heavy metal?

Sorry to have a go but i think the comparison between TISM and Slipknot is a bit silly.
 
ERM, THIS ONE'S A DEDICATION, I THINK YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT:

it's two in the morning



my beeper's going off

i'm naked, i roll over

enough is enough

these bitches always calling me

morning, noon, and night

Gladys and Rhonda

Darlene, she is tight, right?



what can i say?

they can't stay away

from the best cock on the block today

it's eternally hard



i've got five different sizes, shapes and colors

come over and try me, i am like no other

you like 'em big?

i got a GMC brand

you like 'em little?

i got a mini pickle

i aim to satisfy i aim to please

just give me some booty that i can squeeze



what can i say?

they can't stay away

from the best cock on the block today

it's eternally hard



aw, ****! it's Darlene.

i know it by the code

i was supposed to be there an hour ago

she said, "baby, bring the big one"

but i left it with Brooke

my dick, it's like chick bait

one bite and they're hooked



so i'm headed to darlene's and i get distracted

got my eye right on her block

and i get distracted

slid down to the girl on the bench sippin' water

she leaned in, licked her lips like i was on her

she said "ooh, you're one of dem girly men

well, i need more man in my men

we could meet next week,

we could be great friends...."



no, no... see- i'm a lady lover

i'm a lady leaver

just one taste and you'll be a believer

so girl- take that

my dick's so big, i don't even have to pack it



see i'm just a little girl boy,

trying to make my way in a man's world

i'm just a little girl boy,

trying to make my way in a man's world



so... i gotta go.

got my 40 and my lucky extra firm dildo





from the D- to the I- to the L- to the DO



what can i say?

they can't stay away from the best cock

on the block todaaaaay
 
Love the TISM one on marriage, absolute crack up so to speak. Thanks to Mata had a quick peek at some of Taylor's other lyrics. That one about blowing up the abortion clininc is a gigantic worry!
 
I Blew up the Clinic - video clip for that one was great, the ice cream van where every ice cream had the name of a blast or a bomb.
 
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