More pick up lines

The Wheel

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1. Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

2. Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

3. My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in.

4. Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

5. Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

6. If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

7. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
lightswitch away.

8. Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

9. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

10. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
into this cheap motel room.

11. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until
the afternoon.
 

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