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Berkeley_Eagle

Current Status: 24/7 Manly Fan
How Pissed off was I this morning when I got the paper and there was a small strip across the top about Brett Stewart Negative DNA result where every other day these papers just bore it in with anything that can Disrupt our great club

So to some of you Hack journos looking for more headlines how about these

Matt Orford seen picking his nose in in car after training

Peter Peters eats the last pie that was for Max Delmege

Des Hasler drives his kids to school

Anthony Watmough seen at the Manly wharf hotel skulling a lemonade

Josh Perry, Brent Kite and Matt ballin spotted eating McDonalds
 
New Scandal at Manly, the reason beaver ran back up the tunnel in the GF was because he Sharted"
 
You need more hate! The average joe wouldn't buy a paper with those headlines, what you need is something more like this :

Matt Orford seen picking his nose in in car after training
= Matt Orfords Disturbing Personal Habit Revealed!
(The real reason the Beaver left Manly!)

Peter Peters eats the last pie that was for Max Delmege
= Delmege not getting his share of the pie!

Des Hasler drives his kids to school
= Hasler runs from crisis, hides with family!

Anthony Watmough seen at the Manly wharf hotel skulling a lemonade
= Watmough returns to scene of the crime!

Josh Perry, Brent Kite and Matt ballin spotted eating McDonald's
= Manlys season down the drain.
(As top players abandon training regiment and turn to comfort food.)
 
Matt Orford seen picking his nose in in car after training
= Matt Orford seen snorting cocaine!

Peter Peters eats the last pie that was for Max Delmege
= Delmege refuses to renew Manly sponsorship and wants Peters sacked!

Des Hasler drives his kids to school
= Acting too responsible, only going to extent his contract for one year with KPI's

Anthony Watmough seen at the Manly wharf hotel skulling a lemonade
= Anthony Watmough glasses himself!

Josh Perry, Brent Kite and Matt ballin spotted eating McDonalds
= Ballin's new fitness training headquarters since landing a 4 year deal!
 
Matt Orford seen picking his nose in car after training
= Daley exposes Ox shock addiction: will never make it in big match

Peter Peters eats the last pie that was for Max Delmege
= Shame, greed and Board power struggles at Brookvale escalate

Des Hasler drives his kids to school
= Former sex accused Stewart rumoured to be dumped exclusive: Hasler seen secretly interviewing potential replacements meeting NRL criteria.

Anthony Watmough seen at the Manly wharf hotel skulling a lemonade
= Watmough pub drinking binge continues unchecked.  Gallop gets two more lines in forehead, issues $1m fine, and threatens to deregister Manly and napalm supporters for winning grand final.

Josh Perry, Brent Kite and Matt ballin spotted eating McDonalds
= Manly camp shock split. Faction seen in suspected clandestine meeting.
 
LOL

some more for you to add to

Michael Bani spotted in a fishing boat in sydney harbour

Jamie lyon has a Foxtail on his aerial

Steve Matai cant find his footy boots
 
Michael Bani spotted in a fishing boat in sydney harbour
= Manly star in training to enter people smuggling scam.  Photo exclusive.

Jamie lyon has a Foxtail on his aerial
= Fresh evidence linking Ex-Parra traitor Lyon to English SL defection.

Steve Matai cant find his footy boots
= Julian O'Neill linked to Manly move.
 
David Gallop blows goats
i have proof :)


ahhh waynes world reminds me of my youth
 

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