A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his Wife, “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts†She looked at him puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, “Quick, bring me another beer. It's gunna start.†This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said “Quick, get me another beer before it starts.†“That’s it!†She blows her top, “You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave getting you beer after beer. Don't you realise that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long??†The husband sighed and said, “Oh ****e, it's started.â€ÂÂ
I agree Fluffy. She should be monitoring your beer and should deliver the next one without being asked.
