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Monday funny...

PJ

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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While
they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for
$5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for just $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would have her shipped
home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would
spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and
three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that
chance."
 

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