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There was a 92 year old bloke who was married to this hot little 22 year old and they were having problems in the sack, well not they actually- the young wife had a problem reaching orgasm.
The two decided to go and see a councillor about the problem and he gave them a few things to go off and work on.
Unfortunately these suggestions didn’t work so they went back to see the councillor again.
This time the councillor suggested hiring a pool boy about the same age as the wife to wave a towel over the couple while they were having sex.
The couple went off and tried again but still no orgasm.
They went back to the councillor yet again and he had one last suggestion- try the same thing with the pool boy waving a towel but if that doesn’t work, get your husband to swap roles with the pool boy half way through.
The couple went off and tried again and it still didn’t work, so halfway through the old man got off and swapped roles with the pool boy.
About one hour and 5 orgasms later the pool boy finally hopped off.
The old man then chucked the towel at the pool boy saying....
“See son- that’s how you wave a ****ing towel”

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