A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their
10th wedding anniversary when the wife says
"Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession, before we were married I was a hooker for eight years."
The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says
"My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your past against you,
in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?"
She said, "I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played for Parramatta."
10th wedding anniversary when the wife says
"Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession, before we were married I was a hooker for eight years."
The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says
"My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your past against you,
in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?"
She said, "I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played for Parramatta."
