Michael Jackson suffers heart attack and dies

[Guest]

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in !!

 

[ManlyBacker]

Gee tookey, it was always good but that one must come from Turnbull's home page it is so old.  8) 😛
Having a stroke in the kiddies ward is my winner so far.

 

[Guest]

Gee tookey, it was always good but that one must come from Turnbull's home page it is so old.  8) 😛
Having a stroke in the kiddies ward is my winner so far.

Turnbull's webpage is full of jokes.  Unfortunately they are all about himself and a ute.

I checked K Rudd's site and he has the up to date version of the joke - Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated but recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.

 

[ssar]

M Jackson & E Presley have reportedly been seen chatting over a coffee at a quiet cafe in Fairview Oklahoma.

 

[robbiea]

The latest news on MJ  is that he died of food poisoning, apparently he ate a 6 year old weiner..

 

[clontaago]

I just got a flash new stereo put in my car that responds to voice commands.

When you say ''rock'' it plays rock, when you say ''metal'' it plays metal.......anyway, I was driving down the street today and some dickhead kids ran out in front of me chasing a ball.

So I yelled out ''****ING KIDS" and the radio started playing Michael Jackson!

 

[ssar]

LOL