Mad Monday

[XV-1]

Now that our spoon coach has coached Manly to missing the finals 2 out of 3 years.

Where is this great motivater going to take the boys for Mad Monday.

Clearly DCE won't be going anywhere Spoony is going.

 

[The Who]

The transit lounge.

 

[Lyonstomenzies]

DCE’s new mansion in North Bondi.

 

[Cliffycomeback]

Now that our spoon coach has coached Manly to missing the finals 2 out of 3 years.

Where is this great motivater going to take the boys for Mad Monday.

Clearly DCE won't be going anywhere Spoony is going.

You might need to hold off for one more week to convince the "we are still a chance of playing finals" circus of believers that the year really is done. But a loss to the Tigers will put an end to any delusionary ramblings about leapfrogging teams much better than us to scrape into 8th position.

 

[TheSoaringEagle2023]

Now that our spoon coach has coached Manly to missing the finals 2 out of 3 years.

Where is this great motivater going to take the boys for Mad Monday.

Clearly DCE won't be going anywhere Spoony is going.

 

[Ohgeez]

You might need to hold off for one more week to convince the "we are still a chance of playing finals" circus of believers that the year really is done. But a loss to the Tigers will put an end to any delusionary ramblings about leapfrogging teams much better than us to scrape into 8th position.

Who’s saying that? I haven’t seen a single person say we are going to make finals still, only that it’s mathematically possible which is a fact.

 

[Eagleheart]

McDonalds or one of the following options:

1. Kindergarten; Story time, nap time, and snack sharing. Nothing says “reflect on your mistakes” like being outclassed by five-year-olds.

2. Elderly bingo hall; Their toughest competition? Mrs. Jenkins with a winning streak since 1987.

3. A budget management seminar led by Penn himself; Nothing like reflecting on lost games while being lectured on cutting corners and mismanaging a club.

4. Obstacle Course of Failure;

- It starts with the Mediocrity Mud Crawl: Players slog through a muddy trench labeled with 'missed tackles', 'blown leads', and 'average performances'.

- Then onto the Inflatable Strategy Cones: Players dodge cones labeled 'winning is optional', 'no strategy is a good strategy' and 'scoring tries is bad'.

- Next up we have the Participation Medal Toss - Players throw cardboard medals into buckets labeled 'Premiership Dreams'. (Everyone misses repeatedly and Seibold looks on with admiration clapping, saying how proud he is. Penn calls it a 'fantastic' success and extends Seibold's contract until 2040.)

- Then the Lost Junior Development Tunnel – Players crawl through a dark tunnel representing youth investment that never happened. They must find a way out with no light at the end, navigating various misleading side tunnels and dead ends marked with signs such as: 'The Future Was This Way… Maybe', 'Maybe It’s This Way' and 'There Is No Way'.

- Bonus round the Veggie Recruitment Drill – Players must “sign” vegetables as their new team mates. Triple points are awarded for successfully attracting the most promising vegetable.

- Then finally the Recycled Oranges Grand Final Pit: Players leap into a pit scattered with recycled oranges, (half-eaten by other teams) and must carefully navigate their way out by following cardboard signs reading: 'What’s a Grand Final?', 'Missed Opportunities', 'Almost, But Not Quite' and 'Never Too Old for Seibold'.

 

[Wombat64]

It will be a 7 minute mad monday

 

[Captain Moondog]

 

[Eagle 1]

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All's that's missing is tumbleweeds rolling down the old Corso, to signify the end of our season.

 

[Frogz]

All's that's missing is tumbleweeds rolling down the old Corso, to signify the end of our season.

Please dont take Turbo back to the corso

 

[Eagle 1]

Please dont take Turbo back to the corso

Yeah, where all of his leg problems started, maybe Tom needs to go back to the Corso to get rid of his demons.

 

[Brookie1973]

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Is that from our last grand final celebrations? I think that’s snake with his missus in the middle there.

 

[Brookie1973]

I’m pretty sure Seibs won’t believe in mad Monday celebrations. He’ll probably take the boys back up to that new age retreat in the mountains so they can all sit around the camp fire and reflect on all the positives and proud moments from the season.

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

You forgot KFC

It would be a great piss take on the chaser , you’re gunna be a chicken next year and we’re gunna pull you apart and spit out the bones.

 

[Cliffycomeback]

Who’s saying that? I haven’t seen a single person say we are going to make finals still, only that it’s mathematically possible which is a fact.

The troupe of believers saying we are "still in contention" or that it's "mathematically possible" to play finals, that's who.

 

[Ohgeez]

The troupe of believers saying we are "still in contention" or that it's "mathematically possible" to play finals, that's who.

It is mathematically possible though… until it’s not I wouldn’t expect to see any major changes or debuts

 

[Cliffycomeback]

It is mathematically possible though… until it’s not I wouldn’t expect to see any major changes or debuts

The notion of us making the finals is so far fetched it would be considered ridiculous even in a fantasy world of Rugby League written by J.R.R.Tolkien. We are way off the pace. Of the teams who sit above us, the Dolphins are closest to our level and their injury toll makes mentioning our missing players as an excuse for poor form shameful. The rest of the teams would smoke us easily.

The best teams are primed at this time of year.