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Luke Walsh Is A Menace

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by The Quirkster, Sep 15, 2016.

  1. The Quirkster

    The Quirkster The People's Champion

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    I've been watching the 2010 Quarter Finals between the Raiders and Penrith.

    Well, I had been. Apparently I lost consciousness due to his utter underwhelming performance, and my head slammed into the table.

    I now have half a sandwich stuck to my face and can't remember my name.

    If anyone does remember my name, please let me know. I've hired an elite kill squad to take out Luke Walsh. They may all be 8 years old, but they are very enthusiastic. All I need now is a number of small balaclavas.
     
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    • nightster

      nightster grumpy old bastard Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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      you toking , popping or snorting?
       
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      • jbb/james

        jbb/james Well-Known Member Premium Member

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        What kind of table was it ? I like wooden tables the best
         
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        • Stevo

          Stevo Well-Known Member

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          Vaping would be my guess
           
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          • Chip and Chase

            Chip and Chase True Supporter Staff Member Administrator Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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            My guess is huffing - that does weird things to your brain.
             
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            • The Quirkster

              The Quirkster The People's Champion

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              Nope, I just got Walshed.

              Apparently it's not uncommon. Many people have reported the same symptoms while watching Luke Walsh. It's not as bad as Hasson Syndrome, but it still causes great distress.
               
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              • Woodsie

                Woodsie played strong, done good.

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                I'm old. My head just hits the table for no reason at all.
                 
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                • nightster

                  nightster grumpy old bastard Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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                  ... its cause you're old Woodsie
                   
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                  • manlyfan76

                    manlyfan76 Parra Trolls are the best. Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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                    Shelfing.
                     
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                    • StuBoot

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                      Whoever came up with that f$%ked up way to get f$%ked up?
                       
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                      • Freagle

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                        I have the opposite problem. Tables keep jumping up out of nowhere and smacking me in the head. I am completely blameless.
                         
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                        • eagleron

                          eagleron Well-Known Member

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                          My head and my table have the occasional coming together which is usually associated with consumption of alcohol, oh and I'm an old bastard too so perhaps that may also be a contributing factor
                           
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                          • Mark from Brisbane

                            Mark from Brisbane Living the dream Premium Member

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                            Does planking have something to do with tabling??

                            I'm just old and confused these days!!
                             
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                            • Shoe1

                              Shoe1 Well-Known Member

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                              image.jpeg What about hanging out in a concrete tub?
                               
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                              • PONTIAN SEA EAGLE

                                PONTIAN SEA EAGLE Well-Known Member

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                                The balaklavas are nice greek cakes to.
                                 
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