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Julia Chauffeur

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by OneEyedEagle, Sep 15, 2010.

  1. OneEyedEagle

    OneEyedEagle Well-Known Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

    +347 /5
    Julia Gillard touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. 

    Suddenly, a cow jumps out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.

    Julia in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur:

    'You get out and check - you were driving. '

    The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

    'You were driving; go and tell the farmer, ' says Julia.

    Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.

    'My god, what happened to you? 'asks Julia.

    The chauffeur replies: ' When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me. '

    'What on earth did you say? 'asks Julia.

    'I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them:

    'I'm Julia Gillard's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow.'
  2. byso

    byso Well-Known Member

    +85 /0
  3. OneEyedEagle

    OneEyedEagle Well-Known Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

    +347 /5
    I thought it was pretty funny, courtsey of my sister :)
  4. Fluffy

    Fluffy Well-Known Member

    +5,631 /205
    gave me a chuckle
  5. The Gronk

    The Gronk Well-Known Member

    +37 /0
    That one was so funny I almost rang Tony Abbott on his boatphone to tell him. 
  6. Mark from Brisbane

    Mark from Brisbane Living the dream Premium Member

    +19,683 /383
    Now the truth is out....Gronk has Tony Abbott's boatphone....ah I always knew you were a closet Liberal

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