Julia Chauffeur

OneEyedEagle

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Julia Gillard touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. 


Suddenly, a cow jumps out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.


Julia in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur:

'You get out and check - you were driving. '


The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.


'You were driving; go and tell the farmer, ' says Julia.


Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.

'My god, what happened to you? 'asks Julia.


The chauffeur replies: ' When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me. '


'What on earth did you say? 'asks Julia.


'I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them:


'I'm Julia Gillard's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow.'
 
Now the truth is out....Gronk has Tony Abbott's boatphone....ah I always knew you were a closet Liberal
 

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