I haven't been on the general fourm for a while so don't crucify me if you have heard these.... A husband and wife are talking about the good times and the bad times they have had, when the husband asked the wife if she could tell him something that would make him both happy and sad at the same time.... She thought for a bit and said, "Your di ck is bigger than your brothers." *Who’s the only 80kg person to ride a Melbourne Cup winner? Chris Munce’s cell mate
haha yeah mate heard them both.. the first one on here and second one in a text message.. both pretty good though
