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  1. fLIP

    By:fLIPMay 17, 2005
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    A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed.

    They're having a great time. She was on top when suddenly she had an epileptic seizure -- she was shaking and foaming at the mouth.

    Our uninformed male thought this was incredible -- best sex he'd ever had. He finished, but she is still shaking and thrashing about with her seizure. He began to get nervous and took her to the emergency room.

    A nurse asked what the problem was and he replied, "I think her orgasm's stuck!"
     
  2. Guest

    By:GuestMay 29, 2005
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    A dislexic walks into a bank and says..."Airs in the hands mother stickers, this is a f**k up!"
     
  3. PJ

    By:PJJun 8, 2005
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    You know it's time to go on the Jerry Springer show when you think a loaded dishwasher is your drunk wife on the floor.
     
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