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A man is in bed with his Thai-girlfriend.

After having great sex, she spends the next hour just stroking his dangly bit, something she had lovingly done on many occasions.

Rather enjoying it, he turns and asks her: 'Why do you love doing that ?'



She replies: 'Because I really miss mine...'
 
Didn't see that one coming tookey.

Have you ever been to Singapore and the five floors of whores. Just don't go past level 3 because the Lady....... boys!!!!!! have that something special and some you just can't tell without a ultrasound machine.
 
I thought Mooseheads in Canberra was called "5 floors of whores"

mind you a brothel in singapore is probably more classy than our nations capital on a weekend 🙂
 
Was there last year for work and rest assured its 5 floors however if your heterosexual no need to go past level 3.

Level 1 and 2 are mainly all Asian girls and level 3 have mixed between the Russian / (Baltic girls) and Asian’s also. As soon as you walk into the place they all love you and latch on stronger than a leech……. Love you very loooooooooooooong time.

If you’re really adventurous then Level 4 and 5 is for you, just make sure you do a pat down first or better still take it to the Gynaecologist for an ultrasound just to be on the safe side.

Actually my ex boss that I used to work for was a ex navy man (submarines) and the story’s he used to tell me when they used to get into port.    :-X  :-[  😱
 
I have a US Navy man as a boss now....it seems an interesting life!~
 
OneEyedEagle link said:
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I have a US Navy man as a boss now....it seems an interesting life!~

Dan, you should talk to him about some of his port visits, I bet he has some interesting stories to tell.
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next time I visit DC i will ask him a few, though he tends to yell a lot instead of talking, I think he still thinks he is in the navy sometimes. Good guy, but I am a fairly anti-authoritarian person
 
I had a boss, ex US Navy, who headed up Asia Pacific and sometimes I felt he still considered every city he visited another port after a tour of duty. 🙂 They love their service days.
 

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