Joke

[eagle_predator]

Dan feel free to delete this if you wish.

Brooke, a primary teacher starts a new job at a school in Bankstown
And, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to
Her class that she is a Bulldogs fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they, are Bulldogs fans.

 Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why
Didn't you raise your hand?"

 "Because I'm not a Bulldogs fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a Bulldogs
Fan, then who are you a fan of?"

 "I'm a Sea Eagles fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Sea
Eagles fan?"

  Mary then replied "Because my mum and dad are from Dee Why, and so
My mum is a Sea Eagles fan and my dad is a Sea Eagles fan, so I'm a
Sea Eagles fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no
Reason for you to be a Sea Eagles fan. You don't have to be just like
Your parents all of the time.
 What if your mum was a prostitute, your dad was a drug addict, and
Your brother was a car thief, what would you be then?"

 "Then," Mary said, "I'd be a Bulldogs fan."