Joke - Soccer Match

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It is just before Scotland v Brazil at the next World Cup Group game.



Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his

teammates looking a bit glum.



"What's up?" he asks.



"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know

it's important but it's only Scotland. They're sh*te and we can't be

bothered".



Ronaldinho looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by

myself, you lads go down the pub."



So Ronaldino goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the

Brazilian team go off for a few jars.



After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the

landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads

"Brazil 1 - Scotland 0 (Ronaldinho 10minutes)". He is beating Scotland

all by himself!



Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone

remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on".



They put the teletext on....



"Result from the Stadium "Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - Scotland 1

(Angus 89 minutes)".



They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against

Scotland !!



They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him in

the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands.



He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."



"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Scotland, all by yourself. And

they only scored at the very, very end!"



"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes"
 

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