I went to the cemetery yesterday, there were 4 pall bearers walking around with a coffin. 3 hours later they were still walking around with it. I thought to myself : " these pricks have lost the plot"
A guy walks into a bar and sees a huge sign over the bar that says HAND JOBS $10, CHEESE SANDWICH’S $10! So he walks up to the beautiful blond working at the bar and says, "EXCUSE ME MISS, but are you the one that gives the handjobs here"? In a sexy voice she replies, "why yes I am" The man shrugs his shoulders and says well then wash your hands cause I want a cheese sandwich! --------------------------------- Q: How do you catch black mice. A: Coon cheese
