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Joke no 2

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A man walked into a curio shop in Sydney.
Looking around at the exotica, he noticed a very life-like,
life-size bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it
looked so striking that he decided he must have it.
He took it to the owner and asked "How much is the bronze rat?"
"Twelve dollars for the rat, a hundred dollars if you bring it
back," said the owner.
The man gave the shop owner twelve dollars. "I'll take the rat; And
I won't be bringing it back."
As he walked down the street carrying the bronze rat, he noticed
that a few real rats had crawled out of alleys and sewers, and
began following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting, so he
began to walk a little bit faster. Within a couple of blocks, the
group of rats behind him grew to over a hundred, and they began squealing.

He started to trot towards the Harbour. He took a nervous look around

and saw that the rats numbered in the thousands, maybe in the millions

and they were all squealing and coming towards him faster and faster.

Terrified he ran to the edge of the water and threw the bronze rat as

far out into the Harbour as he could.
Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the water after it, and were drowned.
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The man walked back to the curio shop. "Aha," said the owner, You're bringing it back!

"Actually no" said the man. "I came back to see how much you want for that little bronze
Muslim over there."
 

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