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Joke for Byso - Clocks

The Wheel

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>>An Aussie died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.Peter at the
>>Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
>>
>>He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
>>
>>St. Peter answered. "Those are Lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie
>>clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
>>
>>"Oh" said the man "whose clock is that?"
>>
>>"That's Mother Teresa"s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
>>never told a lie."
>>
>>"Incredible" said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
>>
>>St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
>>twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life"
>>
>>"Where's John Howard's clock" asked the man.
>>"John Howard's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
 

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