Joke for Byso - Clocks

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  1. The Wheel

    By:The WheelJun 1, 2006
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    >>An Aussie died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.Peter at the
    >>Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
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    >>He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
    >>
    >>St. Peter answered. "Those are Lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie
    >>clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
    >>
    >>"Oh" said the man "whose clock is that?"
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    >>"That's Mother Teresa"s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
    >>never told a lie."
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    >>"Incredible" said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
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    >>St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
    >>twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life"
    >>
    >>"Where's John Howard's clock" asked the man.
    >>"John Howard's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
     
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    By:bysoJun 1, 2006
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