Jobs for Watmough after footy

[globaleagle]

I don't think his arms are long enough to clap? Hench him being perfect for a gig as Dorothy

Your pic would make a good sign; ala: "Guess what choc...Manly hates you too."

 

[cherry_poppins]

Product tester for the Columbian drug cartel

Media spokesperson for Danny Weidler

Licking his drool off Peter Sterling's bald head

Not sure if suppository

 

[tookey]

The waterboy - Bobby "choc' Boucher

Coach Arthurs: choccy. choccy! Can you do this for me? Every single game, can you do this?

Bobby "choc" Boucher: Coach, not only will I do it for you, I... I... I... yes, yes, I'll do it for you.

 

[Shoe1]

Ray Price's career trajectory is perfect for choc. A once great player who drives a bus and is willing to supply an outrageous quote or two bagging his former club at regular intervals.

 

[EagleFlys]

foot in mouth repairer?

 

[mozgrame]

Journo.

 

[swoop]

He'll be known as the "Suppository of wisdom"

 

[castle eagle]

Journo.

yeah, the tele have offered him a column after his latest outburst.

 

[Shoe1]

Ray Price's career trajectory is perfect for choc. A once great player who drives a bus and is willing to supply an outrageous quote or two bagging his former club at regular intervals.

i made some inquiries and there could be an opening for a new Ray Price soon. The current Ray Price, a Mr Ray Price, is nearing retirement age.

The position's essential quals are as follows:

Ex parra player (choc almost meets this)

Licence to drive a bus (could be a stretch but choc may be able to attain this with training)

Willingness to bag former club (check)

Willingness to bag nrl (check)

Willingness to offer regular unsolicited coaching advice (check)

Willingness to offer often contradictory and off piste opinions willy nilly on a range of subjects (check)

High tolerance for atrocities (check)

Ability to burn bridges (check)

A new criteria, lacking in the current Ray, is a demonstrated ability to use and abuse social media (check)

 

[Lord Eagleton]

Has chief fluffer to Brad Arthur been said?

 

[Dan]

Rocket surgeon.........

 

[Ryan]

Envelope licker for Australia Post. OMG, that was so slack.

 

[Fibro Eagle]

Urinalysis Observer
he has already had work experience in the field

 

[Dan]

Council parking ranger

 

[MadMarcus]

Parramatta player

 

[Dan]

Mediator

 

[Ryan]

Fluffer.

 

[SeaEagleRock8]

Diplomatic posting to Indonesia.

 

[EagleFlys]

forgotten

 

[Vyssini]

Players' Union Rep