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Jimmy & the Croc

The Wheel

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> Jimmy & the Croc
>
> A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party
> and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Jimmy,
> the only aboriginal in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the
> pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time
> drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and BBQ and flirting. At the
> height of the party,the host said,"I have a 15ft,man-eating crocodile
> in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the
> balls to jump in".
>
> The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash
> and everyone turned around and saw Jimmy in the pool! Jimmy was
> fighting the croc and kicking its ass! Jimmy was jabbing the croc in
> the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of sh!t,
> like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and
> flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
> The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Jimmy and
> the croc were screaming and raising hell. Finally Jimmy strangled the
> croc and let it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish. Jimmy then
> slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in
> disbelief.
>
> Finally the host says, "Well, Jimmy, I reckon I owe you a million
> dollars." "Nah, you all right, I don't want it," said Jimmy. The rich
> man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet." "How
> about half a million bucks then?" "No thanks. I don't want it,"
> answered Jimmy.
>
> The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
> amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock ptions?"
>
> Again Jimmy said "No".
> Confused, the rich man asked, "Well Jimmy, then what do you want?"
>
> Jimmy said, "I want the name of the b#$**ard who pushed me in the
> Pool!!
 

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