Jimmy & the Croc

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  1. The Wheel

    By:The WheelNov 14, 2005
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    > Jimmy & the Croc
    >
    > A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party
    > and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Jimmy,
    > the only aboriginal in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the
    > pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time
    > drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and BBQ and flirting. At the
    > height of the party,the host said,"I have a 15ft,man-eating crocodile
    > in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the
    > balls to jump in".
    >
    > The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash
    > and everyone turned around and saw Jimmy in the pool! Jimmy was
    > fighting the croc and kicking its ass! Jimmy was jabbing the croc in
    > the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of sh!t,
    > like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and
    > flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
    > The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Jimmy and
    > the croc were screaming and raising hell. Finally Jimmy strangled the
    > croc and let it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish. Jimmy then
    > slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in
    > disbelief.
    >
    > Finally the host says, "Well, Jimmy, I reckon I owe you a million
    > dollars." "Nah, you all right, I don't want it," said Jimmy. The rich
    > man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet." "How
    > about half a million bucks then?" "No thanks. I don't want it,"
    > answered Jimmy.
    >
    > The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
    > amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock ptions?"
    >
    > Again Jimmy said "No".
    > Confused, the rich man asked, "Well Jimmy, then what do you want?"
    >
    > Jimmy said, "I want the name of the b#$**ard who pushed me in the
    > Pool!!
     
  2. Dan

    By:DanNov 14, 2005
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    that is gold!
     
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