> Jimmy & the Croc > > A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party > and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Jimmy, > the only aboriginal in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the > pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time > drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and BBQ and flirting. At the > height of the party,the host said,"I have a 15ft,man-eating crocodile > in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the > balls to jump in". > > The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash > and everyone turned around and saw Jimmy in the pool! Jimmy was > fighting the croc and kicking its ass! Jimmy was jabbing the croc in > the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of sh!t, > like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and > flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. > The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Jimmy and > the croc were screaming and raising hell. Finally Jimmy strangled the > croc and let it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish. Jimmy then > slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in > disbelief. > > Finally the host says, "Well, Jimmy, I reckon I owe you a million > dollars." "Nah, you all right, I don't want it," said Jimmy. The rich > man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet." "How > about half a million bucks then?" "No thanks. I don't want it," > answered Jimmy. > > The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was > amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock ptions?" > > Again Jimmy said "No". > Confused, the rich man asked, "Well Jimmy, then what do you want?" > > Jimmy said, "I want the name of the b#$**ard who pushed me in the > Pool!!