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Jarryd Hayne to Golf???

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by SeaEagle9413, Sep 30, 2016.

  1. Terry Zarsoff

    Terry Zarsoff Well-Known Member

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    It's been a lifelong dream of Jarryd's.
     
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    • Harry Smith

      Harry Smith I think i'm actually a bloody Sea Eagle

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      "God told me so"- Jarryd Hayne

      I bet that's what he'd say...
       
    • wedgetail eagle

      wedgetail eagle Well-Known Member

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      Maybe in the off season, Hayne got a job as a Burr Cutter.
      Chipping out Bathurst burr, Scotch thistle, etc.
       
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      • robbiea

        robbiea Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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        In Fiji he hangs with bikers and smokes darts unanimously.
         
      • Fluffy

        Fluffy Well-Known Member

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        happy Gilmore style I hope
         
      • Nice Beaver

        Nice Beaver Active Member

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        A typical Hillsong fraud.
         
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        • Terry Zarsoff

          Terry Zarsoff Well-Known Member

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          I think a move to the UAE is on the cards, so he can play Persian golf.
           
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          • Real Deal

            Real Deal Active Member

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            Bathurst is next week. I'm sure Craig Lowndes need a co driver. Elon Musk needs an astronaut to go to Mars. Then Jarryd could seek some credibility. That could be a dream too far, though.
             
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            • Terry Zarsoff

              Terry Zarsoff Well-Known Member

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              So many lifelong dreams, so little time...
               
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              • Pablo

                Pablo Well-Known Member Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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                Think it was his life long dream to get his tinder date preggo?
                Or God's will?
                 
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                • TerryRandall

                  TerryRandall Well-Known Member

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                  probably anonymously too
                   
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                  • Rex

                    Rex Well-Known Member

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                    I'm really enjoying the Hayne story.

                    To have outrageous talent is one thing. To go where the heart takes you is another.

                    Just because everyone else demands you conform doesn't mean you're forced to.
                     
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                    • Harvies elbow

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                      Forgive my ignorance Wedgetail but are they the things that attach themselves to say a sheep's........... southern end??
                       
                    • nightster

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                      sheeps head yes ... and southern end
                      [​IMG]
                       
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                      • wedgetail eagle

                        wedgetail eagle Well-Known Member

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                        Yes, Nighter's pic shows Bathurst burr, which slows things down for the Shearer & will decrease the value of the wool clip, if they're bad enough.
                        Plus, they're a noxious weed, you can get fined for not controlling them & other weeds/thistles.
                        Hence, employing some poor silly bugger to cut them out with a dirty hoe in rough country, where you can't spray. So, you need a good swing.;)
                         
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                      • Harvies elbow

                        Harvies elbow Well-Known Member

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                        Ok yeah. I thought I remembered my dad had mentioned them. He had that job as a young bloke working around Griffith.
                        I'd like to see jarryd and a lot of other young players spend a year doing that and crutching sheep etc so they realised how lucky they are to have the talent at their disposal.
                         
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                        • Supreme Leader

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                          will it be a birdy or a double bogey :rofl:
                           
                        • wedgetail eagle

                          wedgetail eagle Well-Known Member

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                          Agree, so true. If the "thistley" wool didn't make them appreciate their talent,
                          the fly-blown maggoty sheep would. :)
                           
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                          • yokahontas

                            yokahontas Well-Known Member

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                            Well, he already managed the hole in one trick...oh, hang on, he didn't use a condom at all apparently
                             

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