I need more decent Jokes

[PJ]

Being an avid reader of the occassional people/piture mag (for the jokes of course)- I like to put most people through the pain of the saddest ones I can get. Unfortunately these mags have let me down recently and being the good humoured site this is I thought you guys might have some crackers waiting to be unleashed....I'll start the ball rolling .......

Q) Whats the pharmaceutical name for Viagra ?

A) Mycoxaphyllin

 

[Matabele]

Stunning heights of literature there :?

I'm not so good at jokes. I specialise in doom and gloom.

 

[Dan]

Q: What do you call a gay dinasaur?
A: a manigotasaraus

 

[byso]

Latham...sorry i'll get back to you

Q: Knock Knock who's there!

A: Go **** yourself! :twisted:

 

[Dan]

Q: Knock Knock, Whos There
A: ME, dumbass

 

[fLIP]

Q:Whats the usless piece of shin around a vagina.

A: The Woman.

 

[Dan]

Q. Why do women have small feet
A. To stand closer to the sink

Q. What do you do when the dishwasher breaks
A. Kick the Bitch

Q. Why does Pamela Anderson have small feet?
A. Things dont grow well in the shade

 

[Fluffy]

Q. Why did the woman cross the road?
A. Thats not the point, what the F*ck is she doing out of the kitchen.

Q. Why did Zap cross the road?
A. Because his dick was stuck up the chickens ass.

kidding zap

 

[Dan]

lol @ fluffy

Q. Why did fluffy cross the road?
A. His dick was stuck on the mardi gras float

Just kidding fluffy

Im in one of them moods today, prolly best I log off

 

[byso]

Q. Why did the woman cross the road?
A. Thats not the point, what the F*ck is she doing out of the kitchen.

Q. Why did Zap cross the road?
A. Because his dick was stuck up the chickens ass.

kidding zap  

That joke is funny in so many different levels......Man chicken would laugh :lol: :lol:

 

[ManlyBacker]

Where IS Man chicken? No posts for ages and Chelsea almost unbeatable....

 

[Fluffy]

You guys are talking about Ryan the Dwarf arnt you??

 

[ManlyBacker]

Tread warily or you may lose your ankles

 

[PJ]

Q) Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex ?

A) Mace will do that to you....

 

[fLIP]

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... Well, I guess we finally answered "THAT question!"

 

[ManlyBacker]

I like that joke Flipper :lol: :lol: