I liked this one

Bencher
Saw this in Zoo Weekly last week.. thought it was a beauty!

Wife: "If i died would you get married again?"
Husband: "Definately Not!"
Wife: "Why not - Don't you like being married?"
Husband: "Of Course i do"
Wife: "Then why wouldn't you re-marry?"
Husband: "Okay, I'd get married again"
Wife " You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face)
Husband: (makes audible groan)
Wife "Would you live in our house?"
Husband: "Sure, it's a great house"
Wife: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
Husband: "Where else would we sleep?"
Wife: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
Husband: "That would seem the logical thing to do"
Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
Husband: "No, she's left handed"
Wife: ---Silence---
Husband: "****!"
 

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