Saw this in Zoo Weekly last week.. thought it was a beauty! Wife: "If i died would you get married again?" Husband: "Definately Not!" Wife: "Why not - Don't you like being married?" Husband: "Of Course i do" Wife: "Then why wouldn't you re-marry?" Husband: "Okay, I'd get married again" Wife " You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face) Husband: (makes audible groan) Wife "Would you live in our house?" Husband: "Sure, it's a great house" Wife: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" Husband: "Where else would we sleep?" Wife: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" Husband: "That would seem the logical thing to do" Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?" Husband: "No, she's left handed" Wife: ---Silence--- Husband: "****!"
