Horse

[clontaago]

I bought a racehorse today.

I've decided to call him "My Face".

I don't care if he doesn't win a race, or makes me any money.

I just want to hear thousands of those posh tarts at Flemington shouting

"Come on my face!"

 

[Canteen Worker]

I thought you were mixed up with MySpace and Facebook and were lookng for a friend!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

 

[The Gronk]

That joke only just manages to squeak by the lame effort of the footy show having the dog called Nads. 

 

[Canteen Worker]

Go Nads!!!!!

 

[fLIP]

I would have called him 'Pet Wussy'.