Honey, where is my PITCHFORK .. IF

I'm a public order and civil obedience type of guy .... BUT IF ..

BUT IF, after being named Captain, Samuela Fainu and younger brother Latu Fainu both rip the u/19 Cane Toads a new one tonight .... and we have let that Old Codger Wayney sign them, whilst jamming a size 12 Phin right up our clacker ...

Then Fukk it ... let's get behind @Ryan with sharpened pitch forks and lit brands and burn the fukken Penn Centre of Incompetence to the ground !!!!!!!!!!!

But according to @47MVEagle , it's all Tartak’s fault and nothing to do with the club. 🤔

Personally I am with Ryan and it's Seibold, Mestrov & Penn's decision on what happens.
 
I'm ready Captn @Woodsie
Where you want me
jeremiah tower fork GIF by The Orchard Films
 
I'm ready Captn @Woodsie
Where you want me
jeremiah tower fork GIF by The Orchard Films

On the phone to Health and safety ... getting inundated with calls asking if they need to wear HiViz fluro shirts to the burning ... others wanting to know if we have a manifesto of demands ... others suggesting a picnic after the burning ... and others wanting to know if taking part will effect their memberships ...
 
Mate ... agree Tartak is a manipulator and major pain in the arrse ... but the fact remains that it is Manly who is making the decisions to let the Brothers go ... not Taratk.

If Manly feel that making some sort of stand is more important than keeping 2 of the best young players in the country who want to be here ... then goodo .... but don't go blaming Tartak ..

and for goodness sake don't go blaming the salary cap ... there are 30 players on it and if we wanted to keep the brothers some other heads would just have to fall ... but again those are Manly's decisions and fukkall to do with Tartak ..

and as someone else pointed out ... they're both contracted til the end of '24 .... so again Manly not Tartak decision to let them go early ..
Agree with most you wrote but I see our managements point

to me I wouldn't just keep bending over to Tarak and his demands so eventually the club has to make a stand

thats all I was getting at.

You say its the clubs choice but I really don't think so in this case

yes the club are happy to let Latu walk, but their hand is being forced with Samuela.

Tarak using the brother link and the push for more $$$
 
On the phone to Health and safety ... getting inundated with calls asking if they need to wear HiViz fluro shirts to the burning ... others wanting to know if we have a manifesto of demands ... others suggesting a picnic after the burning ... and others wanting to know if taking part will effect their memberships ...
I doubt most would even know how to use a pitchfork,the losses before battle would be astronomical ....
I would be more concerned about getting their hospital and ambo cover up to date
 
I doubt most would even know how to use a pitchfork,the losses before battle would be astronomical ....
I would be more concerned about getting their hospital and ambo cover up to date

Hahaha northern beaches boys tsk tsk 🔱
 
On the phone to Health and safety ... getting inundated with calls asking if they need to wear HiViz fluro shirts to the burning ... others wanting to know if we have a manifesto of demands ... others suggesting a picnic after the burning ... and others wanting to know if taking part will effect their memberships ...
Oh crack I didn't read the rest of it
I just forked me phone

Hi viz unless carrying flares
Retain the Fainus and off with Penns head,🤔 either head as long as it's Penns

A picnic be nice, can we have sausage rolls ? be careful with the sausage

I reckon we should be rolled gold and certified ......not sure of what once we are done !!!

Now where's me bloody pitch fork gone
Halloween Costumes GIF by GIPHY CAM
 
Keppie
S. Fainu
Paseka
Schuster
Olakau'atu
Bullemor
J. Trbojevic
& one other

Depth: Aloiai, Sipley & B. Trbojevic

should be our long term forward rotation group (young, aggressive, room to grow).

But importantly they need to be receiving distribution from a specialist 9 and can pass accurate, dynamic rockets like Matty Ballin used to.

We already have these players, but that "one other" listed there needs to be a game changer and leader like Tino, Fifita or Haas.
 
Latu cops a head shot ... Sammy loses the plot, rushes in like a mad man obsessed ..
 

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