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Hiltons Petition

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by fLIP, May 9, 2007.

  1. fLIP

    fLIP UFO Hunter

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    It was only a matter of time but Paris Hilton has had a petition put together in an attempt to stay out of prison for DUI charges:

    "Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives."

    "We, the American public who support Paris, are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that Drunk Driving is wrong...

    "This petition is to ask Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon Paris Hilton for her mistake. Please allow her to her return to her career and life."


    It makes me sick the amount of times people try to use celebrity status and money to get out of trouble.

    Sure it's ok to Drink and Drive Paris because people get a kick out of reading what diseases you've picked up in your attempt to **** everyone on the planet.
     
  2. Utility Player

    Utility Player Well-Known Member

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    I just wish she got to share a cell and a toilet with some 20 stone toothless lesbo
     
  3. ManlyBacker

    ManlyBacker Winging it Staff Member

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    I have heard of different prisoner fanatsies UP, but that isn't one of mine :)
     
  4. Fluffy

    Fluffy Well-Known Member

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    yep sign her up
     
  5. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    FFS
     
  6. Utility Player

    Utility Player Well-Known Member

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    I have heard of different prisoner fanatsies UP, but that isn't one of mine :)

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    Possibly not one of hers either MB, but thats the idea.
    Viewing of the resulting home video would be optional.
     
  7. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    She should've been jailed for making a crappy porno....now that's twenty minutes I'm never getting back....and to think I was looking forward to watching it!
     
  8. Canteen Worker

    Canteen Worker Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    This is the third time she has been done for this. She has contempt for society so society should have contempt for her.
     
  9. Kiwi Eagle

    Kiwi Eagle Moderator Staff Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Most over-rated chick ever. Way too skinny
     
  10. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

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    I know what you mean PJ.

    I was looking forward to it too but then it just ended up looking like she's a dud root.

    Gutted.
     
  11. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    That bloke had an average size schlong too (you blokes would probably say it was huge) and she didnt even seem to feel it.

    One thinks it would be like throwing a sausage roll up a hallway.
     
  12. Jatz Crackers

    Jatz Crackers Moderator Staff Member

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    The bloke reckoned it was like rooting a gumboot full of yoghurt. :p
     
  13. Fluffy

    Fluffy Well-Known Member

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    now how would you know what that feels like without trying it?
     
  14. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    Was this the copulation itself or the felatio that apparently precedes it?
     
  15. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

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    From what i saw she gives a good headjob i'll give her that..
     
  16. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    She just lays there Mata. At one stage, I reckon she is contemplating what to wear later that night. She makes a noise every now and again. Thats about it really.

    She is pretty tidy downstairs, but thats because she has had Labiaplasty (seriously).
     
  17. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

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    I preffered the scenes after the paris hitlon one :lol:
     
  18. Utility Player

    Utility Player Well-Known Member

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    Wash your mouth out with soap Nutz, well afterwards anyway :lol:
     
  19. The Gronk

    The Gronk Well-Known Member

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    The bloke reckoned it was like rooting a gumboot full of yoghurt. :p

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    I heard he also said it was like throwing a tic tac down the harbour tunnel.
     
  20. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    Too much information!
     

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