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earl

Active Member
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In light of the God Exist thread doing my head in trying to get around all that Energy and physics crap , I thought id give my ego a little boost.

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
>>
>>Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
>>live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
>>then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
>>which is why I would not live forever,"
>>--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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>>"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids
>>all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love
>>to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and
>>death and stuff."
>>--Mariah Carey
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>>"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
>>important part of your life,"
>>--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become
>>Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
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>>
>>"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part
>>of my body,"
>>--Winston Bennett,
>>University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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>>
>>
>>"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
>>lowest crime rates in the country,"
>>--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
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>>"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through
>>our papers. We are the president."
>>--Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of
>>subpoenaed documents.
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>>"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death
>>by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
>>--A congressional candidate in Texas.
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>>"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
>>--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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>>"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's
>>the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
>>--Al Gore, Vice President
>>
>>And .
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>>"We are ready for an unforeseen event that
>>may or may not occur."
>>--Al Gore, VP
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>>"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
>>
>>--Dan Quayle
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>>"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much
>>clean air do we need?"
>>--Lee Iacocca
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>>"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A
>>genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -
>>--Joe Theisman,
>>NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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>>
>>"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
>>certain types of people."
>>--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC
>>Instruc tor .
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>>"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
>>--Bill Clinton, President
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>>
>>"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come
>>from overseas."
>>--Keppel Enderbery
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>>"Your food stamps will be stopped effective
>>March 1992 because we received notice that
>>you passed away. May God bless you. You may
>>reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
>>--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
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>>
>>"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack
>>in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their
>>heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when
>>they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
>>--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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>>Feeling smarter yet?
 

Fro

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Messages
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I would have thought Ryan deserved a thread all of his own :)
 

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