God really does exist

[fLIP]

I think this pretty much sums it up. God really does exist, definitive proof:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq7LXn4KSrM

 

[ManlyBacker]

Phew, it is so much clearer now and what a relief.

 

[Dan]

What an idiot. Way to make creationists sound even more ridiculously stupid. Bananas are a cultivated fruit. Like seedless grapes and watermelon.

Not only that, what other primate is famously stereotyped as liking bananas? That just adds weight to his opposing view. Morons like this should get more tv shows or do stand up routines

 

[Volley]

So because dicks fit in the mouth of men, does that mean God exists as well?

I thought God was against gays. I'm confused.

 

[Canteen Worker]

Does more harm than good to the Christian cause, sadly.

 

[Matabele]

Reminds me of a clown who emerged from a mine with a calcified miners' helmet and proclaimed that all fossils were bogus. 

 

[SilentBob]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504&feature=related

 

[ManlyBacker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504&feature=related

That is hilarious.

 

[fLIP]

They cant really be serious?

Everybody know you need to get intimate with the peanut butter before it creates new life. Duh...