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Fluffy

Journey Man
>> >ONE. Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that
>>you
>> >could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for
>>a half
>> >dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the
>>teenager at
>> >the counter. "You don't?" I replied.
>> >"We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.
>> >"So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"
>> >"That's right."
>> >So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
>> >
>> >>>------------------------------------------------------------------
>> >>>--
>> >>>> >
>> >
>> >TWO. I was checking out at the local Target with just a few items
>>and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I
>>picked
>> >up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register
>>and
>> >placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After
>>the girl
>>
>> >had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider," looking
>>it
>> >all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the
>>bar
>> >code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to
>>her
>> >"I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She
>>said,
>> >"OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to
>>what
>> >had just happened.
>> >
>> >>>------------------------------------------------------------------
>> >>>--
>> >>>> >
>> >
>> >THREE. A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her
>>floppy
>> >drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what
>>she
>> >was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they
>>kept
>> >asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM
>>"thingy."
>> >
>> >>
>> >--------------------------------------------------------------------
>> >> >> >
>> >
>> >FOUR. I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her
>>car "Do
>> >you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have
>> >replaced the battery in this remote. Now I can't get into my car.
>>Do
>> >you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would
>>have a
>> >battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?"
>>I
>> >asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it
>>and the
>> >car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door,
>>I
>> >replied, "Why don't
>>
>> >you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long
>>walk."
>> >
>> >>
>> >--------------------------------------------------------------------
>> >> >> >
>> >
>> >FIVE. Several years ago, we had a junior typist who was none too
>>swift.
>> >One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm
>>almost
>> >out of typing paper. What do I do?"
>> >"Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her.
>> >With that, the junior took her last remaining blank piece of
>>paper, put
>>
>> >it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
>> >
>> >>
>> >--------------------------------------------------------------------
>> >> >-- >
>> >> >
>> >
>> >SIX. My neighbour works in the I.T. department in the central
>>office of
>> >a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have
>>problems
>> >with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one
>>of
>> >the branches who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from
>>the
>> >back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
>> >
>> >>
>> >--------------------------------------------------------------------
>> >> >> >
>> >
>> >SEVEN. Police in Dubbo NSW interrogated a suspect by placing a
>>metal
>> >colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a
>>photocopier
>>machine.
>> >The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police
>>pressed
>> >the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling
>>the
>>truth.
>> >Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
 

Dan

Kim Jong Dan
Staff member
Administrator
Tipping Member
why do people on humid days of like yesterday and monday, never open bus windows just because it has been raining. Do they not realise 75 people on a bus with no windows open is not a good thing, especially when the outside temperature is over 26 and the humidity is at about 80%?

that is stupidity
 

Garts

First Grader
why do people on humid days of like yesterday and monday, never open bus windows just because it has been raining. Do they not realise 75 people on a bus with no windows open is not a good thing, especially when the outside temperature is over 26 and the humidity is at about 80%?

that is stupidity

fark I hate it when I catch the bus and some idiot has left the window open and the seat is all wet from the rain. glad I dont catch public transport much, caught the bus yesterday and Im pretty sure is had air con so it was not too bad but I get your point, especially on a long trip down the Nth Beaches!!!!
 

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