Friday's joke

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  1. Guest

    By:GuestSep 9, 2005
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    Friday's joke

    "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

    "Actually, no," he replied.

    "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said,

    running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

    "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

    "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

    "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.

    "Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.
     
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    By:The WheelSep 9, 2005
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    A Dirty Bitch!
     
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    By:DanSep 10, 2005
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    damn man.....damn thats not cool
     
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