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Fridays Joke

Chip and Chase

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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so
we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only
one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her
younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age,
wore
tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down
when
near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day
little
sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations.
She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be
married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she
wanted
to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life
to
her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just
come
up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her
go
up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and
threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then
turned
and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out
of
the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law
was
standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are
very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"


"Always keep your condoms in your car."
 

Dan

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I love that joke!
 

Fluffy

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Telephone conversation goes;

"Hello, is this the police?

"Yes it is. How can we help you?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Wazza. He's hiding cocaine
inside his firewood!"

"Thank you very much for the call, ma'am."

The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers.
They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is
kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find
no cocaine.

They swear at Wazza and leave.

The phone rings at Wazza's house.

"Hey, Wazz. Did the cops come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop up your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Happy Birthday, maaaaate!!!!"
 

Fluffy

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nah but its worth a try.

Maybe a good practical joke would to let the cops know about this drug ring that hides the drugs in arcade machines :p
 

Dan

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A good practical joke that would cost you $700 +
 

ManlyBacker

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If you said it was hid in hair products - now that would cost Dan $700! :)
 

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