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Fridays Joke

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Chip and Chase, Aug 26, 2005.

  1. Chip and Chase

    Chip and Chase True Supporter Staff Member Administrator Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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    I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so
    we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends
    encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only
    one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her
    younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age,
    wore
    tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down
    when
    near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be
    deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day
    little
    sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
    invitations.
    She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be
    married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
    overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she
    wanted
    to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life
    to
    her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
    going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just
    come
    up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her
    go
    up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and
    threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then
    turned
    and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out
    of
    the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law
    was
    standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are
    very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
    better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

    "The moral of this story is:"


    "Always keep your condoms in your car."
     
  2. Dan

    Dan Kim Jong Dan Staff Member Administrator 2017 Tipping Competitor 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    I love that joke!
     
  3. byso

    byso Well-Known Member

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    Thats cool!
     
  4. ManlyBacker

    ManlyBacker Winging it Staff Member

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    :) :)
     
  5. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    that's a cracker!
     
  6. Fluffy

    Fluffy Well-Known Member

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    Telephone conversation goes;

    "Hello, is this the police?

    "Yes it is. How can we help you?"

    "I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Wazza. He's hiding cocaine
    inside his firewood!"

    "Thank you very much for the call, ma'am."

    The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers.
    They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is
    kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find
    no cocaine.

    They swear at Wazza and leave.

    The phone rings at Wazza's house.

    "Hey, Wazz. Did the cops come?"

    "Yeah!"

    "Did they chop up your firewood?"

    "Yep."

    "Happy Birthday, maaaaate!!!!"
     
  7. byso

    byso Well-Known Member

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    Gold, is it a true story flufster ;) :yeah:
     
  8. Fluffy

    Fluffy Well-Known Member

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    nah but its worth a try.

    Maybe a good practical joke would to let the cops know about this drug ring that hides the drugs in arcade machines :p
     
  9. Dan

    Dan Kim Jong Dan Staff Member Administrator 2017 Tipping Competitor 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    A good practical joke that would cost you $700 +
     
  10. ManlyBacker

    ManlyBacker Winging it Staff Member

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    If you said it was hid in hair products - now that would cost Dan $700! :)
     
  11. Fluffy

    Fluffy Well-Known Member

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    So just one days worth
     

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